This looks like Luna, my hen! :)
“I said to myself, go ahead. Take a chance. Hire the smart, free-range chick.”
I LOLed at that. For realzies like actual snortygiggles. Heeeeeee.
“Where are my eggs?”
OMG it’s like the chicken version of Miranda! *gigglesnort*
GODDAMMIT I NEED A COFFEE TABLE.